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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:11
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They put up a sign reading
IBM’s New Quantum Roadmap Brings the Bitcoin Threat Closer - Decrypt
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
No go.
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How to protect yourself from wildfire smoke and poor air quality - The Washington Post
No way
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What the Texas food label law means for the rest of America - The Washington Post
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
New study raises big questions about taurine as anti-aging supplement - Live Science
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Chevy Corvette Looking To Steal Mustang GTD Nurburgring Record: Report - The Drive
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
How is AI prompt engineering transforming the development of multimodal AI applications?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
'Buy now, pay later:' a replacement for the millennial lifestyle subsidy? - NPR
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
How can she get her mouth taped shut? She should not have freedom of speech.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?